Chronicles of a Serial Dater

Remix.  I think Jewish is actually a bastard.

‘Morning baby!  I have taken the pm off today and so will be able to relax for later.  We can still meet in w end if you like or we can do clapham or near yours.  I have a few things to do but can meet you about 5ish?  What do you think? X’

I think you are manouvering for a shag.  And I thought you were a nice boy.

‘Nice!  Am showing someone flat at four so can in parsons green at five or prob later if clapham.’

He should come to Fulham.  He should make the effort.  He should act like a gentleman.  Let’s see what he comes back with.

‘Really?  Wow!  What if they like it?  Well shall we do clapham around 6ish?  There are loads of places here to eat. X’

Great.  So he’s lazy.  Plus side.  I may get to see the pad.  I promise not to shag him.  And he is agitated at the prospect of me leaving the country.

‘Ok what station?’

‘Clapham north or clapham common whichever easier. X’

Same as The Lawyer.  Note he is still signing off with a big kiss despite my no kisses stand.  I’m not going to reply.

‘Baby!  Running slightly late, can we make it 7ish?  X’

Unbelievable!  I am livid.  Wants me to go over to him and now is moving my slot around again.  I call Jessica.  I don’t want to do anything I’m going to regret.  She doesn’t pick up.  F*** it.  She has told me to be myself.  And I am princessy.   He’ll totally get it being a Jew and all.

‘Lets resched when more convenient’

Now f*** off and find someone else to screw.

‘No don’t be silly, I will be done by 6 just wanted a few mins to have a shower.  I will get a move on and get back earlier. X’

That is the best response ever.  He knows how to handle me.    Totally difused.  I’m now smiling.  He is a nice guy after all.  I’m so glad I made a stand though.  It’s always best to set a precedent right from the beginning.  I think this could work!  I’m not going to reply.  He’s going to have to send me another text to confirm.  And if he doesn’t…